This isn't a photo of me.
Instead of wasting valuable bytes of cyberspace, I decided to use a photo of someone that already exists on the internet. If you’d never have read this, you’d probably still think that the person in the photo is me. But would that have made a difference? Does it matter that this photo isn’t really me when it conveys everything about me? Is a catfish really just a metaphor? Either way, you’d still have made the same assumptions, all of which are true: I’m a writer, I have terrible posture, I own a bike, I live in trainers, and if you place me in sunlight, I will grow.
You can buy the photo here.
Now on to the more professional stuff…
With a background in marketing, creative, and production, I have over 7 year's experience creating ideas and writing copy for a diverse list of brands. I also write editorial for YCC, and have created a music video with Rankin.
Oh, and I'm officially badass.
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